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Illustration by George Petty, 1947

Illustration by George Petty, 1947

(Source: vintagegal, via vintagegal)

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

(Source: mrmiyahgi, via spanish-influenza)

http://spanish-influenza.tumblr.com/post/82758853453/misandry-mermaid-today-in-my-linguistics-class

misandry-mermaid:

Today in my linguistics class we watched the final episode of “Do you speak American?” There is a segment in it where they talk about how BMW chose the voice for its voice activated computer system. The first cars they released had a female voice, but BMW had to recall…

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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(Source: gentlepufferfish, via spanish-influenza)

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jinjuroku:

cometothecabarat:

*What the hell-* I’m not old! Beat it, kid!

*She’s going through a crisis, so that may have been more explosive than (originally) intended.*

*Letting go of her hair and jumping around like a brat* You can’t make me you can’t make me!

*CHUCKS THE BUCKET OF WATER AT HER-*

wickedremedies-and-sweetsadism started following you
*Doctors creep him out! But the ladies were forcing him to go after a bad run of the flu, ugh. It didn’t help that they seemed to keep him in the waiting room forever, waiting on the nurse. He had his head dipped forward, he wasn’t even paying attention.*

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jinjuroku:

cometothecabarat:

jinjuroku:

cometothecabarat:

*Fervorly cleaning the house. Hands and knees, scrub brush.*

You missed a spot.

*Says one unapologetically muddy little girl with the brightest smile on her face*

*Looks up, what the fuck-*…
Did Eva bring you in? *Dull look. Always with the fucking strays. (Even though techincally she was a stray)*

*Goes over and pulls on her hair ignoring the question*

Is this real or are you old?

*What the hell-* I’m not old! Beat it, kid!
*She’s going through a crisis, so that may have been more explosive than (originally) intended.*

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jinjuroku:

cometothecabarat:

*Fervorly cleaning the house. Hands and knees, scrub brush.*

You missed a spot.

*Says one unapologetically muddy little girl with the brightest smile on her face*

*Looks up, what the fuck-*…
Did Eva bring you in? *Dull look. Always with the fucking strays. (Even though techincally she was a stray)*

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*Fervorly cleaning the house. Hands and knees, scrub brush.*

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mechanikalspielzeug:

((I wonder how my mom will react if I just sit around in my Prussia wig all day and do nothing.))

{Find one of your other wigs and force you to LARP with her?}